I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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