Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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