And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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