he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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