butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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