New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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