Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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