its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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