my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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