So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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