Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
