I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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