I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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