I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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