doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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