There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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