How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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