Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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