what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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