Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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