"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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