i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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