if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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