i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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