just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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