I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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