Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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