How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
