do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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