Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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