I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I believe in your delicious
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
