Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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