I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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