You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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