I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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