just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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