Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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