omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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