I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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