i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
