I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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