i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm passing your future prison.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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