The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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