So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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