ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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