hotel room ftw
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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