Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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