I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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