I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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