Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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