My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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