I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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