come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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