Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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