"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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